We love you dearly and thank you for your dedicated service as our egg providers. The current ten eggs a day are wonderful! And we commend your bravery as you venture out even when there is snow on the ground to search for bugs and grubs instead of hanging out inside and gorging on feed all day. You are truly exceptional chickens.
While we know you have enjoyed carousing in the garden- scratching around in the straw among the trellises and using straw covered cages as forts- this fall and winter we're soon going to have to ask you to leave.
So please don't try to fly over the fence or gate. Please stay out of the garden and my flower beds. Please don't torture yourself by looking longingly into the soon-off-limits areas. Please just be happy with the lovely chicken run and yard that we've provided for you and be content.
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